Crumpfitting
comforting someone with your crumpet. aka – v-g-n-
when someone is sad and feeling blue, a f-nny will snuggle up next to you and crumpfit you – someone is crumpfitting you at that moment.
man gets home from work, says to wife “oh ive had a hard day today”.
wife says “oh darling – you know what you need? “crumpfitting”.
wife then proceeds to comfort her man by cuddling him with her v-g-n-.
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