crumpled


to fall apart, to fail.
we lost the game last night. the whole team just crumpled
getting the crumpler, a.k.a ring and pinkie fingers in the b-tthole and index finger in the v-g-n-.
that girl got crumpled the other night by my buddy.
a term forged by the g-block to comprehend the state of mind occuring after sippin on a lil something and firing up a blunt or two in tha whip. getting c-mpled leads to a cross buzz never felt before. crumpleness is not recommended for lightweights or for p-ssy -ss ho’s who can’t handle the g-block style. b-tches.
yo doggy, i got so crumple last night i gave this d-ck to patty knoll and cough at the same time.

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