crunch bump
the two ticks up in volume you do on a tv, computer, or other audio source when you’re eating a crunchy food so you can still hear it.
“i was watching the big bang theory and opened a bag of pretzels, so i had to crunch b-mp the volume.”
“i know exactly what you mean! but dude, i didn’t know you watched the big bang theory. we can’t be friends anymore, sorry.”
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