crunched
being in a state of anger, rage, or just frustrated to the point of one scrunching up their face or sneering or yelling.
1. bob – yo, you see what happened when jim turned over the ball?
bill – yeah. that dude was crunched as h-ll.
2. i was about to call my friend for a ride home when i realized i left my cell at home. i was so crunched
2 more definitions
to be heavily intoxicated
“d-mn i am f-cking crunched right now”
the act of becoming intoxicated; getting drunk; being drunk
d-mn dude i was so crunched last night i stole a street sign.
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