crunches

sit-ups
“you better start doing some crunches if you wanna lose that pooch for the summer.”
a person with such an overwhelming personality, it sucks the energy out of their peers.
“kim, would you ever date that guy?”
“nah w-ng. he cute but he mad crunch doe.”
the specific name for the camden munch, in london. run and attended by fetishists/ rubberists/ kinksters of the finest order.
‘i am looking forward to the crunch this friday, especially as it’s dolly’s birthday – she’ll be getting her kink on, no doubt!’
v. crunched, crunch•ing, crunch•es
v. tr.
1. to crush, grind, or tread noisily while taking a dump.
2. the act of taking a huge sh-t
3. slang. to perform operations on; manipulate or process (numerical, mathematical or fecal data).

v. intr.
1. to move feces with a crushing sound.
2. to produce or emit a crushing sound during the act of sh-tting.

n.
1. a modified sit-up position having a smaller range of motion that reduces back strain and strengthens the abdominal muscles when pushing out sh-t.
i just took a huge crunch, it almost knocked down a wall in the bathroom.

i need to stop eating so much cheese, i haven’t had a good crunch in weeks.
to have a sh-t or dump
excuse me, i have to go for a crunch

wow! that was a killer crunch!
the best candy bar made by nestle.
it comes in a variety of favors like buncha crunch, white crunch, mini-crunch, and the divine original crunch.
i had a crunch bar yesterday!
when you eat a women out during your lunch break – you have c-nt for lunch.
guy: dude, your breath smells of tuna.
stud: i know, that’s because i’ve just had some crunch.

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