Crunchy Muffin
a s-m-n-crusted v-g-n- the morning after s-x and no shower.
i went down on my girl this morning but forgot she had a crunchy m-ffin.
where a guy’s d-ck is extremely hard but short.
hey brenda, how was jake last night?
pretty good, except he had a “crunchy m-ffin” hahahaha
hahaha
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