crunge


someone who has exceeded the normal levels of cringe, and ian so cringy that they radiate a crungy aura.
“wow, he’s so crunge.”
n. (crunnj)
the transformation twitch when going from sober to stoned
dude i hit that blunt once and it was instant crunge
a woman, or man, whom you would love to be with, but they are married, dating, uninterested, out-of-your-league, or a prost-tute (see pretty woman).

the t-tle of a led zeppelin song from their fifth alb-m, houses of the holy.
man 1: did you see that girl in front of us on the train?
man 2: yea, but did you see the guy she was with?
man 1: yea, what a crunge.
a cross between clunge (v-g-n-) and cringe. as in, clunge that makes you cringe. such as an ugly girl, or an unsightly v-g-n-.
josh: so did you have s-x with her?
harrison: no way, she’s crunge.!

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