crunkaport


1) the act of getting from one place to another and not knowing how you you got there due to being drunk and/or stoned out of you mind

2) when you are so high that when getting from place to place goes by so fast it feels like you teleported there
charlie: dude, how the f-ck did we get here

benton: we crunkaported here from the reggie’s

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