crunt

a cr-ppy c-nt. when you take a m-ssive sh-tt-rd, but forget to wipe, and slowly acc-mulate sh-t on your underwear throughout the day.
nellie: “h-llo? is anyone there? i took a m-ssive cr-p, but i can’t find any toilet paper.”
manager: “sorry, there is none.”
-nellie develops into a crunt-
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a marginally acceptable form of the word “c-nt”.

highlighted by a joke involving a teacher applying for a new job. the princ-p-l asks her name and she says “miss franny”. “ooh, i don’t think i’ll remember that” says the princ-p-l. “it’s easy” says the teacher, “just think of f-nny with an r”. the teacher gets the job and the next day when the princ-p-l is introducing her to her new cl-ss he says “children, i’d like you to meet your new teacher… miss crunt!”

for all the bemused americans – “f-nny” in australia and britain means “v-g-n-“, not “b-tt”.
i’m having an absolute crunt of a day.
not to be confused with the gooch, the “crunt” is a rear view of a naked man’s b-llsack dangling between his legs.
i got mooned yesterday and got some crunt action.

becky: “dammit ted, when you mooned my friends they got a prime view of your crunt.”
when your v-g-n- is too dirty to be a crotch or a c-nt, you are a crunt.
you are a crusty crunt.
used to describe a woman when “c-nt” just isn’t strong enough.
marc:”my friend kevin worked two jobs to support his wife while she was in grad school, and as soon as she graduated, she left him for another man.”
me:”man, what a crunt!”
crunt is the word used to describe arrogant cricket players. it is the combination of the word ‘cricket’ and ‘c-nt.’ south african cricketers a mainly the biggest crunts but a lot of english cricketers a m-ssive crusts also.

crunts usually think that being a ‘crunt’ is a good thing, it is not.
harry and bradly are so outrageously arrogant that everyone thinks they are crunts now.
portmanteau of crazy and c-nt. used when the c-nt in question is also f-cking nuts.
sally completely flipped out when she saw me chatting with my friend lisa. what a crunt!
a person of diminutive stature, who also happens to be a c-nt. that is, a mashup of the words c-nt and runt.
that little b-tch sure is a crunt.