Crush a Monkey
crushing a monkey is when you completely take care of business in bed with a woman. you leave her monkey tired and not able to produce more juice. (this phrase was all my idea)
tonight should be a good time. i am going to the the club to see if there is a monkey that i can crush. i love to crush a monkey.
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