Crush Calculator
you’re having a laugh if you think i’m putting my mobile number into that, mate.
laughing, i proceeded to fill in the crush calculator until asked for my mobile phone number. panicked, i rushed headlong to my cookies folder and deleted the contents therein forthwith.
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