crush dumping
when you really liked someone, but they turn out to be a complete —hole, so you dump your respect for them by throwing it out of a window at them. along with some complimentary rocks and an old shoe for bad luck.
“oh girl, i am so crush dumping that b-tch—-hole-d-chebag. he lied about everything and he didn’t even apologize. lemme just run him over with a truck.”
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