crush whore
a person who has a thing for multiple people at one time. not necessarily used in a derogitory way.
so, i sorta have a thing for billy, and johnny, and sam… plus theres that one really hot guy who sits in front of me in math…
awe, you little crush wh-r-!
when a boy or girl get excessively obsessed over every attractive person that p-sses by and has a crush on all of them.
“you know that new kid?” “yeah, the huge crush wh-r- right”
somebody who has quite a few crushes.
sarah: i like nick, channing, felix, justin, and ryan.
mitch-ll: wow, that’s kind of a lot.
sarah: i know. i’m kind of a crushwh-r-.
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