Crush_PWNZ
an irc nick used by possibly the most intelligent, creative and funny human beings in existence.
idiots think they can steal his ideas.
quotes:
“it is our duty to think god out of existence, it is our duty to insult him, f-ck you god!”
“f-ck that laiferd guy is ugly”
“you can’t polish a t-rd”
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