crushed it


being in great shape, looking good, feeling positive, getting more done and generally being a better person.
brad b: hey dave, how’d your day shape up?

dave: i totally crushed it.
term used to self promote whatever gay -ss meal, or loser crossfit workout you just posted about on facebook.
douche: “dude, i just had some bullsh-t trendy meal, and did 50 sets of burpees…i f-cking crushed it!”

other guy: “f-g!”
the act of m-st-rb-t–n.
i crushed it right before i came over.

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