Crushed the Eggs
when you sit down too violently or carelessly, and land on your own gonads. more likely to happen after a hot shower.
“fancy a coffee, colin?”
“ah i’d love one, tracy. i’ll be in the living room.”
-a loud screech echoes thirty seconds later.-
“colin?! are you alright?!”
“frickin’, flippin’, shoot, just sat on the old happy sack is all wendy! you know, just crushed the eggs a tad.”
“oh you poor thing, no punani slaying tonight then sweetie. i’ll go get the frozen peas.”
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