Crushing Guts
another term for s-x or f-cking. going too deep and bottoming out in a chick…. or a dude if your a f-ggot.
(chick) “just the thought of you inside me crushing guts makes me wet” (guy) you are welcome!
crushing guts is a time honored tradition practiced by males, dating back to the stone age. it is the act of f-cking the sh-t out of a woman. you start out by easing your rock hard shaft into her battered v-g-n-. just ease it in, nice and slow. you do not want to rush it. after your c-ck is covered with her slimy cooze you can slowly start to pound it.. (remember: take it slow) in…. out….. in…. out… in.. (slowly getting faster) out.. in. out.in.out by this time you should be pounding her p-ssy like an industrial strength jackhammer. no mercy…. you scream – “oh no, i can’t hold it any longer!! ugghaahhh.. ooo!!!” after your ball-sac explodes like hiroshima, her guts will feel like they’ve just gone through a meat grinder. i guarantee: she love you long time.
broham, how was last night with that cougar?
it was awesome brah! i was crushing guts all night long.
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