Crushing the Cat
when someone is on the clock at work, and their basically doing anything and everything possible to keep busy only its so dead that working harder makes no difference and the manager have their heads way too far up their -sses to care.the opposite of f-cking the dog.
regal floor manager: has anyone seen the doorman?
staff member: he’s crushing the cat. last time i saw him, he was organizing the freezers.
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