Crushing the Muffin


doing something exceedingly cool.

the act of being awesome.
friend 1: hey buddy, what are you doing tonight?

friend 2: crushing the m-ffin.

friend 1: aaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwww yeeeeeaaaaahh!

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