Crusic
music that is considered terrible in everyday listening, but when played in a car suddenly becomes insanely good.
guy 1: “bill is such a f-ggot, he listens to techno.”
guy 2: “dont knock bill for that.”
guy 1: “why the f-ck not. techno is gay sh-t.”
guy 2: “dude, he only listens to techno as crusic.”
guy 1: “oh, sick. yea i listen to emo as crusic.”
guy 2: “thats not crusic. thats just gay.”
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