crussell
a elaborate hoax to fabricate one’s sporting and/or s-xual prowess to gain recognition and sponsorship revenue. originally based on professional sailor chris russell who is actively campaigning for olympic selection in the laser cl-ss for the uk.
guy: dude, i banged 4 girls at that party, they were so hot.
guy 2: yeah right, you’re such a crussell. the only thing you’ve ever nailed was your finger to a piece of four-be-two in wordwork cl-ss.
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