CRUSTY ASS


a very annoying, itchy feeling that one gets when they don’t wipe their -ss properly/completely. sometimes you can wipe until there’s no sh-t left but still suffer from this condition. oftentimes this condition comes involuntarily and is not usually a result of lacking -n-l hygiene.

one way to counter-act this feeling is wiping with a wet cloth.
i had explosive diarrhea earlier today and it was impossible to wipe. i thought i got it all but the itchy sensation in my crack foretold of my incoming crusty -ss.
dried up sh-t that gets smeared arond the -ss and drys the next level up from winnets
i got so wasted last night i woke up with a crusty -ss

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