crusty ass deamon
n. residual sh-t between ones -ss crack, due to improper wiping techniques, which dries to cause severe -n-l discomfort, physical activity can exagerate such effects.
yo dude, i gotta stop and take a shower. i’ve got a haggard crusty -ss deamon kickin. all this dance dance revolution is rubbin it raw bro.
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