crusty burger
when you forget to wipe after a sh-t and the shard dries in between your -ss cheese cheeks and is reminiscent of a burger in between two large buns often comes with a akward walk that makes you look like donald duck when you walk
1.oh i got another crusty burger
2.excuse me as i rid my self of my crusty burger
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