crusty cross eyed pigeon
1. robert scoggins
2. person whoms wife is a fat prost-tute, and he thinks about raping young children, works at local fast food restaurants
3. ignorant fool who puts nacho cheese filled pans in clean dish water
4. biggest suck up at a workplace…
1. robert is a crusty cross eyed pigeon
2. look at that guy starin at those 10 year old girls, he’s a crusty crossed eyed pigeon.
3. what f-ckin crusty cross eyed pigeon put this in my clean water…
4. hey boss….anything for you boss….hooo hoo ha ha ha
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