Crusty Delight
an ancient condom that is so old crusty it makes scratching noises as it enters the v-g-n-. absolutely no s-xual pleaser is obtained while using a crusty delight due to extreme stiffness.
i ran out of rubbers, so i had to make do with a crusty delight i found under my bed.
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