crusty facemask


when a woman takes vengence upon her lover by grabbing the s-x towel and shoving it in her partners face thus making him smell and taste all the human s-xual escrement from both parties. usually the towel is held to the face until unconciousness.
“i tried to make my wife quefe last night, she crusty facemasked me to get me back. ”

“that b-tch.”

“i totally crusty facemasked my husband last night. it was the only way i could get him off me. he still hasn’t woken up yet.”

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