crusty harnish


derived from the standard harnish, a crusty harnish is when someone with a moustache is fapping so fervently that he sp-nks so hard it splooshes into his moustache. in the heat of the fap session the j-zz goes unnoticed for the rest of the night until his mother tucks him into bed with a kiss.
jonathan flapped so hard he crusty harnished himself.

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