Crusty Hippo


when a man uses lubricant on his p-n-s then has intercourse with the “fat rolls/love handles” of an obese, or over weight woman. then ejactulates on/in her torso leaving the ejaculant to dry causing a crusty residue.
“that ho was such a fat-ss i just whipped out my d-ck and pulled a crusty hippo on that b-tch.”

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