crusty lopez
a s-xual act that involves first defacating without romoving fecal matter from the -n-s, allowing said feces to dry to a “crusty state” and then receiving a rim job from your s-xual partner.
man a “dude did you toss that chicks salad last night?”
man b “yes i did but i think she might have given me a crusty lopez.”
man a “lucky you.”
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