Crusty Omelette
the s-xual act of c-mming inside of another person’s ear and then folding it over or taping it shut to result an omelette of love filled with gooey goodness.
jack: “dude, dave is sleeping really hard, i’m going to give him a crusty omelette.”
brandon: “i’ll grab the camera!”
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