Crusty rudder
a “crusty rudder,” not to be confused with a dutch rudder, describes the s-xual act of a male squatting on a female and farting with enough force to produce an audible sound and send tremors through the female’s face. in most cases the female contracts conjunctivitis.
pharmasist: “kirsten, how may i help you?”
kirsten: “i need antibiotics for my conjunctivitis.”
pharmasist: “oh dear! how did this happen, again!?”
kirsten: “you know how chris likes those crusty rudder sessions…”
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