crusty salamander
the act of giving a t-tty twister to the extremes of where the t-t will crust away and peel like an orange until it is unexistent.
me and my gf were sitting watching pirates of the carrabian and out of nowhere i reached over and gave her a crusty salamander. then we danced.
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