Crusty Seconds


when sloppy seconds have stagnated past the point of sloppiness…. without showering – have turned to a crusty surprise for the next lucky fellow!
john: dude, did you bang her?

mike: yeah, but i got crusty seconds. i could see the white crust break away when she took off her thong.

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