Crusty Shit Hair
it is the chocolate fudge you can’s seem to wipe off from your -ss hair after a huge cr-p. it gets crusty when it drys and hurts like a b-tch when you wish to clean it off.
d-mn i got crusty sh-t hair. i’m going to the toilet to pull some -ss hairs out. wont’ be a sec.
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it’s when your mom cr-ps on you while giving birth and since some baby’s dont have hair when you’re born your mom will think it’s your hair for a while
hey, did you have crusty sh-t hair when you were born
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