Crusty Thong
the excess build up of -ss cheese, v-g-n-l discharge and sweat on that of a woman’s supposed “s-xy” thong. this is do to the neglect of a daily shower and/or a fresh pair of panties. it will often resemble the color and texture of dried baby vomit.
mom – (to daughter) go get your sisters laundry and clean them please.
daughter – ewww!!! mom!!! come look at her crusty thong. it’s the most revolting thing i have ever seen.
mom – dear lord, mother of holey jesus, what in the h-ll is that!?
daughter – its her thong, i think. im not touching it, you touch it.
mom – there is no way i am touching that disgusting thing; besides, you found it first.
daughter – no! i might catch something and oh my f-cking god!! i think it just moved.
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