crusty uncle
a s-xual act whereupon a man is f-cked up the -ss and then sh-ts the c-m and feces mixture onto the chest of his partner. the partner is then laid out in the sun with the mixture spread thin across his chest. as the sun dries the mixture, it becomes crusty. then you punch him in the d-ck.
i gave your father a crusty uncle last night.
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