Crusty Watch
when one fingers a female from behind, allowing his wrist to p-ss through the cheeks and gooch of the female. this leaves a brown stain on the forearm of the finger-er, eventually drying to form the infamous “crusty watch.”
“dude, check out the crusty watch my girlfriend gave me for my birthday!”
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