cruton

stale.
your relationship went cruton shortly after is began.
a delicious block of flavour that you may put into salads.
i love crutons because they make me feel closer to our savior, jesus christ.
a person (commonly male) who appears to be normal until you bring them around girls at which point they become super creepy and completely disregard the bro’s before hoe’s rule (ie c-ckblocker). usually can be seen in a leather jacket, smoking a cigarette, sporting sideburns, and occasionally wielding an acoustic guitar which they use to sing slow sad songs with. crutons completely disregard the fact of whether or not a potential hook-up is in a relationship. crutons are also known to be late periodically and brag often about the “hot” hook-ups they’ve had.
where the h-ll is cruton? wait a second…where is my girlfriend?!
1. a small piece of dried bread found in salads.

2. a word to describe a guy with really cool, flippy dark hair that’s pretty crazy.
1. frick, i just ate a cruton.
2. look, arturo’s cruton!
the caressing of genitalia outside of clothing.
he crutoned me.
noun. (croo’-tun) alternate name for trans-neptunian objects (tnos), a planetoid composed of ice and frozen sp-ce cement: possibly a corruption of the words “tons of crud” combined with -ssonance on “pluto”. see pluton definition 2.
clyde tombaugh discovered the first of the crutons at lowell observatory in 1930. it was named named pluto, a planet, though it fell short of being the more m-ssive planet x he sought.
noun. a tastey treat for those who are salad t-ss-rs also known as brown t-rds or pieces of cr-p eaten by said salad t-ss-rs.
i tossed his salad and ate his crutons.
someone whose eyes twitch when you mention the word potato.
dude. jackie’s a cruton.