Cruz Bustamante
the opposite of a blumpkin. getting your salad tossed, a.k.a. -ss eatin out, while taking a p-ss
i had to take a p-ss while i was bangin her in the bathroom, so i made her give me a cruz bustamante
a hispanic oompa loompa. cheap labor version of a non-hispanic,republican oompa loompa.
a standard oompa loompa get’s to actually “touch” the candy at the wonka factory. the hispanic oompa loompa such as cruz bustamante, empties the trash and unclogs the sh-tters at the wonka factory for the non-hispanic oompa loompas.
fat f-ck who takes special interest burrito contributions from taco bell.
that fat -ss bustamante is a good contender for tonight’s burrito eating contest.
fat f-ck who takes special interest campaign burritos from taco bell and el torito
fat f-ck. stop eating so many burritos
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