cry shitting


the act of straining so hard whilst sh-tting that you slowly weep, putting everyone else in the bathroom in an awkward situation
person 1: dude dont go in that bathroom i heard someone cry sh-tting.
person 2: should we ask if he’s ok?
person 1: naw that’d be too weird.

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