crybate


simultaneously crying and masturbating, the most pathetic act a human being can engage in alone. usually but not always takes place in a dark and empty room, ideally in a house that is just being moved out of.
michael: hey, matt, i hear you and your girlfriend aren’t f-cking anymore.
matt: ya, i’m gonna go home and crybate.

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