cryin’ whale eye


after a good hard pounding, -ss-pumping adventure the male -j-c-l-t-s into the “whale eye”, or the female’s -n-s. she then proceeds to push it out giving the illusion of a cryin’ whale.
the b-tch might as well die if she gets the cryin’ whale eye.
a crying whale eye is what females or h-m-s-xuals achieve when a man c-ms in their -n-s and the s-m-n leaks out.
i thought i pulled out of her in time, but i then i turned to find her cryin’ whale eye looking right at me.

or

don’t be such a f-cking cryin’ whale eye.

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