Crying Jags
when you can’t stop crying for a long time no matter how hard you try.
my sister had the crying jags this morning, but there was nothing we could do except let her finish crying.
1) excessive and uncontrollable weeping brought on by a deep emotional trauma
2) something a woman does when her first attempt at manipulation doesn’t work
get your p-ssy -ss out of that crying jag, get over here, and help me bury this body.
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