Cryptic Dumper
verb
when you are having s-xual intercourse with a girl and are about to -j-c-l-t-, you have her lay on her back and close her eyes as if you were about to goo all over her face. you then proceed to either a) stand over her (feet on either side of her torso), or b) kneel so that each of your legs are on either side of her body. when you both have -ssumed the position and she has her eyes closed, instead of -j-c-l-t-ng you proceed to p–p all over her chest/body/torso area rather than goo-ing.
as an added bonus, you can proceed to laugh at her and then -j-c-l-t- onto her face.
this is called the cryptic dumper because after you complete this new fangled move, the person who got dumped on will be incredibly confused.
jack: dude i totally gave rita the cryptic dumper last night.
mark: haha! i hope you then laughed at her afterwards to rub in the totally embarr-ssing moment!!
jack: i so did…i laughed so hard…
mark: i love you…
jack: i love you too sweet prince…
(kiss)
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