crypticrap
trying to obfuscate by being cryptic, but it is pure bullsh-t.
lazy ux designer: i can’t come into work today as i have extreme body pains.
boss: were you lifting barbells or the bar.
lux: not really barbells but somewhere there.
boss: crypticr-p
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