Crypto-Staple
when someone hands you a large stack of paperwork to be copied, and doesn’t tell you that there’s stapled packets within the larger framework of unstapled paperwork, this is crypto-stapling. this, of course, causes the feeder to jam, make all sorts of loud noises, and make you look like a moron.
d-mn it! chuck gave me all these tps reports, but there was a crypto-staple in there and it jammed the copier!
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