Crysis Rage


the feeling you get from playing crysis or crysis 2, when you get owned by an aimbot m-f- ai from campaign or a m-ssive hacker noob found commonly in crysis 2 more so than the original t-tle. the leader of hackers in crysis is browny. a mega hacker who lives in a vtol. he will aimbot you.
crysis fanboy: omg im winning this match!

‘hacker joins’ instantly winning

crysis fanboy: omg you f-cking hacker!

hacker: hehe i own

crysis fanboy: f-ck you!!! nnyyyyaaaaaaaaaaa

result: ‘m-ssive raging heard in background on mic’ crysis rage!!!!
the most deafening sound that you can imagine. this happens very often in a typical crysis match, where one gets extremely frustrated and soon after explodes into a crysis rage. anyone within 10,000 km will die a painfull bl–dy death. a crysis rage is 10 times more powerful than a nuclear explosion. usually after the rage, rage spit covers the surounding area of the rager
what is that deafening sound?

just browny having another crysis rage

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