Crysmel
a crysmel is a girl who is beautiful and amazing but she has no clue. she is, smart,funny,has an amazing voice but most importantly she has the most wormest,kindest,loving heart and personality. she is the type of person you would want to see and hear everyday
i curently have a crysmel in my life and i literally dont know what i would do or be without her:)
crysmel is my best friend
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