Crystal Blodgett
kick-ss chickita known to have an unhealthy obsession with green day, eyeliner, mcdonalds and unsolved mysteries.
authenitc rochester merchandise -ssembled in 1991.
“did you go to the green day concert last night?”
“f-ck yeah! i saw crystal blodgett there!”
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